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'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A man washing a mascot costume

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"That's our new church mascot."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Yakety-Yak

"Is your dog friendly?"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"Pardon my glove."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

The first Airbender!

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."