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'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"That's our new church mascot."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

I'm sure it's fake.

Yakety-Yak

"Is your dog friendly?"

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Replacements for Extinct Animals

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"Pardon my glove."

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Med School Mascots.

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

"Why do you always wear pants?"

The first Airbender!

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

I love that new elephant smell.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."