Symbolic Animal Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'One day, bull and bear will retire and then the both of us will be there to grab the good jobs at the stock exchange, eh, buddy?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Polly txt speak

The Zoo.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Horror movies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Man's best friends."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish