Symbolic Animal Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'One day, bull and bear will retire and then the both of us will be there to grab the good jobs at the stock exchange, eh, buddy?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Polly txt speak

The Zoo.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Life is for the birds.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Cow Pinatas

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Horror movies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Man's best friends."

"The hyenas started it."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Oh, crap.'