Animal Symbol Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I used to think that no one wanted to talk about the elephant in the room, but now I know it's just because I am a Republican.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

Peace Locked in a Cage

Anti-war libra.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

New life (organ donation)

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"Your Amex rare earth elements card, that will do nicely sir!"

The Kiss - Two pieces of a jigsaw embracing .

"What the...?! They're all just emojis!"

'Happiness isn't really the point any more - I'm the Bluebird of COMPLIANCE.'

"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."

Two doves hold heart of peace.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

Chaining the Dove of Peace

The Doves of Peace and War.

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

Jungle Taxi

IVF Slut

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

Dove of peace nesting in an army helmet.

Peace Dove.

'There's a spot on your coat.'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"I believe the proper term is retro."