Animal Symbolism T-Shirts

Republican elephant and democratic donkey on a see-saw.

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Whom should I say is calling?"

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

A bendy-cow.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'

'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

Shear and Wear

"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."

'Why the long face?'

Dangle the Dog

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

My Name is Lucky.

Counsellor is an owl.

Cleaning Pig 'They're actually very clean animals.'

Donkeys are highly intelligent, strong, and have a unique ability to assess situations and respond with caution and instinctual wisdom...

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

"O.K. so clearly the sanctions didn't work."

"No matter what you are son. We love you."

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

"What we had between us was truly special. But now I'm in the mood for lamb chops."

'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."