Animal Motifs T-Shirts

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'I'm on the plain.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

A bendy-cow.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Sheep Knitting.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

Dog Tattoo

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

'There's a spot on your coat.'

"I believe the proper term is retro."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

'Why the long face?'

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

Giraffe bath.

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'

'How about a pair of alligator shoes?' - 'No, I never wear second-hand clothes.'