Animal Motifs Gifts

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'I'm on the plain.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

A bendy-cow.

Sheep Knitting.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Dog Tattoo

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

Jungle Taxi

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

'Why the long face?'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"I believe the proper term is retro."

'There's a spot on your coat.'

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'How about a pair of alligator shoes?' - 'No, I never wear second-hand clothes.'

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Giraffe bath.

Well, if it isn't my guardian angel pig

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed