Animal Print Gifts

"I just don't look good in prints."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Stork doing weight training.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Cat's Pajamas

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Sheep Knitting.

A bendy-cow.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

A monster in a pink bow

'There's a spot on your coat.'

Animal making turkey hands

"I believe the proper term is retro."

'Why the long face?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

Giraffe bath.

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'