Animal Print Gifts

"I just don't look good in prints."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Hoody Woodpecker.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Stork doing weight training.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

A bendy-cow.

Cat's Pajamas

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Sheep Knitting.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'I've told him a little blue spot would do fine, but he does like to express himself.'

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

Jungle Taxi

'Why the long face?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

"My mum gave me one piece of advice, never try to outrun a zebra."

"I believe the proper term is retro."

A monster in a pink bow

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

Animal making turkey hands

'There's a spot on your coat.'

Giraffe bath.

Well, if it isn't my guardian angel pig

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'