Animal Illustration Gifts

Horse

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Cariactures

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Apple Pie Abduction

Bubble gum leaves

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pastries and Candy

Honest Vending

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp