Canine Illustrator Gifts

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"You're amazing!"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Stork doing weight training.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

A bendy-cow.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

What dogs want for Christmas.

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day???..."

A Skinny Dog

"Just one I'd like to bark up the right tree."

"Throw it, throw it!"

'Why the long face?'

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...