Animal Illustrations Gifts

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

A bendy-cow.

'Why the long face?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Dragon and Dragoff

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Management Reshuffle

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'One can see the baby's crown!'

Smart and ambitious, Fido has his own paper route!

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Remember, let's agree to disagree... but no excrement flying!'

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'You're all fired for incompetence!'

Things we need to acknowledge