Canine Illustrator T-Shirts

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"You're amazing!"

Stork doing weight training.

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

A bendy-cow.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

A Skinny Dog

"Just one I'd like to bark up the right tree."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

"Throw it, throw it!"

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

'Why the long face?'

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"