Children's Illustrator Gifts

Occu-Pie Mars

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Pastries and Candy

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

The Frog Prince

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Caterpillar Portrait

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.