Animal Iconographer Gifts

'Mr.Slaughter! What a pleasant surprise to find we're both hogs!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Stork doing weight training.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Sheep Knitting.

A bendy-cow.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Kangaroo snowman.

Audition For the Birds

'Click on the icon.'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

'Why the long face?'

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

"Yeah, he's not your typical guard dog."

"You must be the underground artist."

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

"Don't mind me, I just love watching artists draw..."

I hear you do animal impressions. She doesn't do the sounds Miss, she does the smells.

Giraffe bath.

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

Taxidermist Pugilist.