Animal Impressionist Gifts

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

"Labradoodle"

Artists Cats

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Stork doing weight training.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Sheep Knitting.

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

The Mosskeytoe.

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Here come the suits."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

Kangaroo snowman.

I had a real breakthrough when I stopped using an easel.

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

"She does bird impressions."

Instant Cat Vendor

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

It came from beneath contempt...

This painting stinks. I think it's time my "snout period" came to an end. !

I hear you do animal impressions. She doesn't do the sounds Miss, she does the smells.

Well, if it isn't my guardian angel pig