Animal Impressionist Mugs

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"Labradoodle"

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Artists Cats

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Stork doing weight training.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Sheep Knitting.

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

The Mosskeytoe.

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Here come the suits."

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

Kangaroo snowman.

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

Instant Cat Vendor

"She does bird impressions."

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

It came from beneath contempt...

Giraffe bath.

"He's one in a million."