Artistic Impressionist Mugs

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"It's obviously an original."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Edgar Degas

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'It sold for how much!'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"He does impressions too!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Van Gogh.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."