Artistic Impressionist Gifts

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"It's obviously an original."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Edgar Degas

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Van Gogh.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'It sold for how much!'

"He does impressions too!"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Edouard Manet

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night