Impressionism Gifts

The Bored Impressionist

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Vincent van Gogh caricature.

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

James Whistler

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Camille Pissarro

Vincent Van Goat.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Paul Cezanne

Close... but no Degas.

Edouard Manet

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"It's obviously an original."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Edgar Degas

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Van Gogh.

Monet At Open Mic Night

"He does impressions too!"

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'It sold for how much!'