Impressionism Skeptic Gifts

Out of his brother's left ear grew art critic Jozias Van Gogh, who thought impressionism a scam.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Vincent Van Goat.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It's obviously an original."

Edgar Degas

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"He does impressions too!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Van Gogh.

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

'It sold for how much!'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night