Impressionists Gifts

'Yass we kann!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Edgar Degas

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"He does impressions too!"

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'It sold for how much!'

Monet At Open Mic Night

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Van Gogh.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night