Impressionist Art Gifts

"So you're into pointillism."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"It's obviously an original."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Edgar Degas

Van Gogh.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Monet At Open Mic Night

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'It sold for how much!'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"He does impressions too!"

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night