Impression Artist Gifts

'You made an excellent first impression, Fenstrom, but the second and third impressions nullified that first impressiom.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Edgar Degas

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

"He does impressions too!"

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Close... but no Degas.

Edouard Manet