Impressionism Pillows

The Bored Impressionist

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Vincent van Gogh caricature.

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

James Whistler

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Camille Pissarro

Vincent Van Goat.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Paul Cezanne

Close... but no Degas.

Edouard Manet

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"It's obviously an original."

Edgar Degas

Van Gogh.