Animal Iconographer Pillows

'Mr.Slaughter! What a pleasant surprise to find we're both hogs!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Stork doing weight training.

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

A bendy-cow.

Sheep Knitting.

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pech Merle

Lion Using Tail to Paint Mountain Scene

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

'Why the long face?'

'Click on the icon.'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

Kangaroo snowman.

Audition For the Birds

"You must be the underground artist."

I hear you do animal impressions. She doesn't do the sounds Miss, she does the smells.

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

"Don't mind me, I just love watching artists draw..."

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

Giraffe bath.

Well, if it isn't my guardian angel pig

"Yeah, he's not your typical guard dog."

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

'I used to think that no one wanted to talk about the elephant in the room, but now I know it's just because I am a Republican.'