Animal-themed Gifts

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"I don't like it."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

A bendy-cow.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Sheep Knitting.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

'There's a spot on your coat.'

"I believe the proper term is retro."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Hipsto"

'Why the long face?'

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

'What?'

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed