Animal-themed Gifts

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'It's slobberin' time!'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"I don't like it."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Sheep Knitting.

A bendy-cow.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Jungle Taxi

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

'Why the long face?'

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"I believe the proper term is retro."

'There's a spot on your coat.'

"Hipsto"

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

'What?'

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed