Animal Themes Gifts

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

The Fourth Little Pig

Fist Bumper Cars

Giant slug attacks a city

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Flea Philosophy.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Cat Lover's Leap.

One of a kind.

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

Mermaids

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Caution! School Crossing.

Valentine

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

"I haven't seen my dad for ages: According to my mum, he's gone feral..."

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

Abduction of Clockwork Toy

Well, someone's gotta tell him he's adopted.