Themes Gifts

'Themed night is next week.'

Valentine

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Fist Bumper Cars

Giant slug attacks a city

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

One of a kind.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Onion Costume

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

Poetry reading nightly

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'If things don't go well, tell me you'll pull the plug. I want to know you'll be provided for.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Nil By Ear

Spock visits the Orthopedics

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Federal witness protection agency.

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

Hopscotch landing zone.

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."