Themes T-Shirts

'Themed night is next week.'

Valentine

Fist Bumper Cars

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Giant slug attacks a city

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

One of a kind.

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Onion Costume

Poetry reading nightly

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Federal witness protection agency.

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

Nil By Ear

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

Hopscotch landing zone.

'I am afraid I have good and bad news Mrs Jones. Your hypochondriac days are over...you actually have an illness!'

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..