Theme Seeker T-Shirts

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"An everything Martini, please."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Towny Music Night.

"Brat"

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"He came to help me pick out a pattern that I won't just get tired of after 30 or 40 years."

London Fashion Week.

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Valentine

'Tonight it's "sneezy hour".'

Teapot

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

'Oh, Goddess of Fashion, speak to me!'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"The food's fine, but the theme's a little over done."

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

Selling aspirin outside a Bridget Riley exhibition.