Cultural Themes Gifts

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'My wife! My best friend! My Walrus blubber!'

'...Remember - You shouldn't play with your food!'

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

Tourists

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Fist Bumper Cars

Jarvis Cocker

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

I love Museum Shops

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Snake Charming

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Australian punk

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"Careful. This guy's packin' heat..."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'I'm on the plain.'

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'