Social Themes Gifts

Fist Bumper Cars

Domineering Cavewoman.

"I'm so sorry. Jose was such a good man."

Gay Times...

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

One of a kind.

Bookworm Romance

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Hippie on the moon

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

Two by two.

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

Flying Squad

Federal witness protection agency.

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

Nil By Ear

'That does it You need glasses'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."

Hopscotch landing zone.

Camp viking with butterfly on his shield