Social Themes Pillows

Fist Bumper Cars

Domineering Cavewoman.

"I'm so sorry. Jose was such a good man."

Gay Times...

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Hippie on the moon

One of a kind.

Bookworm Romance

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I thought the vaguely homoerotic undertones would be better."

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Two by two.

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'If things don't go well, tell me you'll pull the plug. I want to know you'll be provided for.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

Spock visits the Orthopedics

Federal witness protection agency.

'That does it You need glasses'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Flying Squad

Nil By Ear

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."