Societal Themes Pillows

"I'm the patriarchy."

Fist Bumper Cars

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

One of a kind.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Hippie on the moon

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

Business men line up at the police station

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Flying Squad

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

Federal witness protection agency.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Nil By Ear

'Society, I find you guilty of...everything.'

Heaven Has VIP

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

'I am afraid I have good and bad news Mrs Jones. Your hypochondriac days are over...you actually have an illness!'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

"Pullover!"

Hopscotch landing zone.

"I haven't seen my dad for ages: According to my mum, he's gone feral..."

"The test results are conclusive. He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body."

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'