Societal Themes Mugs

"I'm the patriarchy."

Fist Bumper Cars

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

To-Let Town Centre Map

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

Hippie on the moon

One of a kind.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

'If things don't go well, tell me you'll pull the plug. I want to know you'll be provided for.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Business men line up at the police station

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

Federal witness protection agency.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Flying Squad

Nil By Ear

Spock visits the Orthopedics

'Society, I find you guilty of...everything.'

Heaven Has VIP

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

"Pullover!"

Yes, that's him officer. He was trying to pick my pocket: That's when Joey bit him...

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'I am afraid I have good and bad news Mrs Jones. Your hypochondriac days are over...you actually have an illness!'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

....And on the seventh day,god painted!