Animal Symbolism Gifts

Republican elephant and democratic donkey on a see-saw.

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

"Whom should I say is calling?"

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

A bendy-cow.

'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."

Shear and Wear

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

Dangle the Dog

'Why the long face?'

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

My Name is Lucky.

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

Cleaning Pig 'They're actually very clean animals.'

Counsellor is an owl.

"You wouldn't like Peanuts when he's angry."

"What we had between us was truly special. But now I'm in the mood for lamb chops."

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

"No matter what you are son. We love you."

'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

Donkeys are highly intelligent, strong, and have a unique ability to assess situations and respond with caution and instinctual wisdom...