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"Nation-building never works."

"Do me next."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Snowmobull

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Of Mice and Men.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Honk if you love me!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I hate it..."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"You're famous, Angus."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Flea Philosophy.

"I've been at loose ends lately."