Animal Metaphor Appreciator T-Shirts

Having Just Been Elected Leader Of The Pack Marty Decided To Tell The Others The Truth.

'Uh-oh. This doesn't bode well.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

Meat Grinder

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

You complete me!

Laboratory Retriever

Ostrich Curoisities

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I could do that."

Say cheese!

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Rabbits picknick

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

David Attenborough

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'