Animal Analogy Appreciator T-Shirts

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"Do me next."

Football Chameleon

Laboratory Retriever

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

David Attenborough

Rabbits picknick

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Carpet Cows

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Uh-oh. This doesn't bode well.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"We need a cat to blame this on, now"

'Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly'.

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

The four kitties of the apocalypse

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'