Animal Analogy Appreciator Pillows

"Do me next."

Football Chameleon

Laboratory Retriever

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

Carpet Cows

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

Musical Dog

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"We need a cat to blame this on, now"

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly'.

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

The four kitties of the apocalypse

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

If Cujo had been a chihuahua