Animal Anthropomorphism Appreciator Pillows

"Do me next."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Football Chameleon

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Laboratory Retriever

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Hair spray"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Say cheese!

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'I said point, not poke!'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Rabbits picknick

"No religious nuts!"

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please don't go!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

The Life of a Sentient Rock

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"If we got one of those we wouldn't need to migrate!"

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

How Platypuses Are Born