Animal Anthropomorphism Appreciator Gifts

"Do me next."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Football Chameleon

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Laboratory Retriever

"Hair spray"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I said point, not poke!'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Say cheese!

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

David Attenborough

"No religious nuts!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Rabbits picknick

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Please don't go!"

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Musical Dog

"Get ready."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

The Life of a Sentient Rock

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"If we got one of those we wouldn't need to migrate!"

'Uh-oh. This doesn't bode well.'

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!