Animal Anthropomorphism Enthusiast Gifts

His worst nightmares had come true.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Do me next."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Hair spray"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"No religious nuts!"

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"We grind our own catnip."

"He does impressions too!"

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

'Yeah, so our parents used to run together... what of it?'

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"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

'Get in! No time to explain!'

Why the long face?

"Happy birthday! Make a wish and blow out the candles!" "I wish you'd find a man."

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"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"