Anthropomorphism Aficionados Gifts

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"I'm a monster."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Hair spray"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Alligator Bars

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"No religious nuts!"

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Please don't go!"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Life is pointless."