Anthropomorphism Aficionados Prints

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Hair spray"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'm a monster."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Alligator Bars

"No religious nuts!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"Estate sale"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Please don't go!"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'