Anthropomorphic Aficionados Prints

"Hey, Honey. What's with the long face?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm a monster."

"Hair spray"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"No religious nuts!"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You need a hobby."

"The true story"

"Life is pointless."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"No, this is the elephant."

"What's so funny about two monkeys in a bar?"

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'