Anthropomorphic Art Lovers Prints

Les Fleurs Du Mal

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Hair spray"

"I'm a monster."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Split the last one?

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"No religious nuts!"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"You need a hobby."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"The true story"

"We grind our own catnip."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"No, this is the elephant."

"They're not home.."

The Itchy Back

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"Don't even think about it."

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"