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Les Fleurs Du Mal

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm a monster."

"Hair spray"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"No religious nuts!"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"The true story"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"We grind our own catnip."

"You need a hobby."

"No, this is the elephant."

"They're not home.."

The Itchy Back

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"