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"Don't even think about it."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Meow"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'm a monster."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Hair spray"

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"The true story"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Life is pointless."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"You need a hobby."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"No, this is the elephant."

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

"It's a human hand!"

Les Fleurs Du Mal

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.