Anthropomorphic Art Fans Pillows

"Don't even think about it."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"I'm a monster."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Hair spray"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Split the last one?

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Life is pointless."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"You need a hobby."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"The true story"

"No, this is the elephant."

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

"It's a human hand!"

"He wants to know if we've got a more dog-eared copy?"