Anthropomorphism Fans Pillows

Frying pan tells other utensils: 'So anyway, the Pot called the Kettle black and that's when it really kicked off ...'

'This is my trouble and Steiff.'

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

"I'd like to vote out the leopard."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Meow"

"Hair spray"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Too much club."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Split the last one?

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"