Anthropomorphism Fans Pillows

Frying pan tells other utensils: 'So anyway, the Pot called the Kettle black and that's when it really kicked off ...'

'This is my trouble and Steiff.'

'Poor old Rex looks gasping for a pint!'

"I'd like to vote out the leopard."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Meow"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Hair spray"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Too much club."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"